Job Description
As a step-mom, I face stimulating technical challenges daily, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers.
I am responsible for the assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. I must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.
BENEFITS: While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs for life; if I play my cards right.
